Top 10 Random Sentences

  1. I am so blue I’m greener than purple


blue is greener than purple for sure 

I said this to my friend randomly and she was like what! So funny!

hahahahah thats so super funny! 😀 made me laugh so hard! I love this


2. I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I’m a Cereal Killer


Imagine Lil’ Wayne rapping this and it is GOLDEN

Laugh out loud totally awesome, whoever came up with that must be really clever. I’m seriously still loling I’m gonna use this

This is from all that is above random 4

But if you eat it you’re already a cereal killer

3. On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.


The boys in my class always say that… my answer is potato

I can’t decide between hexagon and seahorse 

My favorite color of the alphabet is fries

So random it’s funny

4. Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow


Thanks. I think I will never eat any grapes again…

An erection shoots through my Woodstove and eats 20 grandpas, before landing on Pluto.

What you don’t know is the cow licks them back

Yea Man!

5. Llamas eat sexy paper clips


Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman

BEST SENTENCE EVER ITS AS GOOD AS a babies bottom licking an orange watermellon

How bout this?
Imma be lurking in them bushes
–You: WHAT?! —
Them bushes look mighty fine.S…

But I once saw a sexy paper clip eat a

6. Banana error


I can imagine my friend standing up in class and randomly calling out “BANANA ERROR! “

Short and sweet! LOVE IT! Two words that are completely random and had me laughing for 2 minutes straight. There is also nothing that would offend anyone.

Laugh out loud SO FUNNY AND RANDOM I love IT! Laugh out loud! =] 

Ba-na-na er-ror!

7. Don’t touch my crayons, they can smell glue


I don’t know why but when I read this the Gatorade I was drinking came out my nose+4

Oh no now its on your shirt cursed crayons haunt you with a sulfur stint. – htoutlaws2012 

Okay, can your crayons smell dry glue? – TeamRocket747+1

Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace

8. There’s a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco’s!


They are not a god of the immigrants and the country is the immigrants who have their own government and laws and government and their government laws of government and their country country laws of laws and government and their government resources laws of government laws laws protect their country laws from their government resources laws laws of government laws and laws protect laws and government laws protect the immigrants from countries from the country and their laws and protect the laws protect the country.

Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing “Let it Go” while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

Wendy berry dookie fries

9. My nose is a communist.


You’re lucky. I have a capitalist one.

It’s a vaginal penis

Dude, wow. You must have a big funny family. Nine Parents.

If a quack is salty then my nose must enjoy wondering down a long path of meow meow me me big boy shoelaces

10. Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast


I think the purple nipples never were on the bodies of Metallica because they were enjoying the deathscene of a strawberry in the shadow of a cactus that knows when the apocalypse is going to happen. (It’ll happen on the day that oranges decide not to hang on spoons anymore. )

Just because it mentions Metallica 

And then at lunch, she later learned how to wake up in the morning, scene as it was tomorrow’s yesterday’s yesterday breakfast banana.

Did he put 55 farts in his fro? Or did John legend wipe his ass with a California quarter in Roswell New Mexico while he binge watched cotton weed his favorite congressman?

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